JAE 2016
So with a clean, polished dry car it obviously began to pour down on the thursday

forgot to align the wiper blades yesterday so the drivers wiper was damaged when I began using em. so had to stop by halfords to grab a new blade.
on the way out, I spotted a halfords guy & lady in their red micra just arriving for work taking interest in kasandra, this made me smile


had a quick chat, popped the hood, gave a little blip, they luved it and really made her day to see it

onwards with the 2hr journey.
arrived at a very windy, sunny and changing JAE. helped the guys n gals pop up the MSC marquee and all our tents in this wind tunnel
took josh, laura & lyra to asda in kasandra for supplies.
twas a nice thursday night of drinking n very lush bbq by master chef Joe.
Friday morning we cleaned our cars.
karls sisters honda had a white smoking issue on the way over so I had a check over.
Hmm the dipstick's like 200% full? found to all of our surprise that when she saw the dipstick was very low, she poured an entire 4L oil carton into the engine!!!

how is it still intact?
so guess we'll have to drain it abit.
on the way to asda for a drain tub n bottle, we got a call to come back cos JAE was taking group photos, so U-turned back to join this nice MSC photo shoot
coming back from asda with supplies, I drained & refilled the honda's sump the proper amount and it works fine again
also met dave shaw LowRider and his blue turbo beast
made a funny comparison that if kasandra was the boosted k11 sporty girlfriend with her tidy white heels/sneakers, daves stealthy blue turbo 1.4 would be the boosted k11 boyfriend
friday night I finished my remaining bottles of desperados and then tried out Toms strong mix of vodka/coke (which got Ben abit drunk on thursday), the sweet taste totally hid the vodka. bout 4 cups later with bbq I was drunk. we later all went to the bumper-cars, which was violent when getting t-boned and afew ppl bruised their knee.
my last memory was going to toilets with tom & max and then on my way back to the stand I fell on the grass and these high-vis security guys helped drag me back to my tent

middle of the night, laying at the side of a cold rainy airbed the world was spinning and I puked all over my bed


urgh this was most unpleasant cos now I'm covered in this wet mess, the stench making me gag, I'm getting freezing cold, it's raining and I'm too drunk/tired to get up (thought I was gonna freeze to death).
with whatever tiny sober energy remaining, I removed my freezing cold messed clothes and changed into my last emergency clothes (thank god or else I'd be walking around on saturday covered in sick).
I was soo miserable, upset, ruined wanted to cry but can't.

early morning whilst still pissing down, I cleaned up in the toilets, grabbed a nice breakfast tray from the food stall and sat in my car to eat & warm up.
what a shyte saturday, non-stop pissing, I walked around the show soaking wet with andy but for some reason & wasn't enjoying the cars as much as I should normally, felt socially anxious around ppl, just felt ignored, outcast, pointless, frustrated that my mind wasn't letting me socialise, twas making me paranoid. I dunno whats going on but wasn't looking forward to a sick tent, wet clothes, cold night and felt I done enough of fixing ppls cars...I just wanted to go home


had my last BBQ and fairwell to everyone and headed home.
dunno if it was the light-head residual alchohol feeling, or the paranoid anxiety or just bright headlights at night on unfamiliar roads, but I felt abit nervous driving kasandra home like as though I'm going too fast for a corner and she might lose grip.
so good to be safely home, warm, clean and in a big bed.