curtis
Ex. Club Member
> > Men Are Just Happier People--
> >
> > Your last name stays put.
> > The garage is all yours.
> > Wedding plans take care of themselves.
> > Chocolate is just another snack.
> > You can never be pregnant.
> > Car mechanics tell you the truth.
> > The world is your urinal.
> > You never have to drive to another petrol station restroom
> > because this one is just too icky.
> > You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
> > Same work, more pay.
> > Wrinkles add character.
> > People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
> > New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
> >
> > Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
> > You know stuff about tanks and engines.
> > A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
> > You can open all your own jars.
> > You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
> >
> >
> > Your underwear is £8.95 for a three-pack.
> > Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
> > You never have strap problems in public.
> > You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
> > Everything on your face stays its original colour.
> > The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
> > You only have to shave your face and neck.
> >
> > You can play with toys all your life.
> > One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one colour for all seasons.
> > You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
> > You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
> > You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
> >
> > You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25
> minutes.
> >
> > No wonder men are happier.
LOL :grinning:
> >
> > Your last name stays put.
> > The garage is all yours.
> > Wedding plans take care of themselves.
> > Chocolate is just another snack.
> > You can never be pregnant.
> > Car mechanics tell you the truth.
> > The world is your urinal.
> > You never have to drive to another petrol station restroom
> > because this one is just too icky.
> > You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
> > Same work, more pay.
> > Wrinkles add character.
> > People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
> > New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
> >
> > Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
> > You know stuff about tanks and engines.
> > A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
> > You can open all your own jars.
> > You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
> >
> >
> > Your underwear is £8.95 for a three-pack.
> > Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
> > You never have strap problems in public.
> > You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
> > Everything on your face stays its original colour.
> > The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
> > You only have to shave your face and neck.
> >
> > You can play with toys all your life.
> > One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one colour for all seasons.
> > You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
> > You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
> > You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
> >
> > You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25
> minutes.
> >
> > No wonder men are happier.
LOL :grinning:
