one thing men can't do :)

[NeX]

kneel down and put your hands behind your back.

then try and touch your nose against the floor without falling over.


caution: blokes trying this will look stupid i know......



reson why blokes can't and girls can?

because girls have a slightly wider pelvis, lowering their centre of gravity,

 

[Layla]

guess what else girls can do that guys can't...

 

[NeX]

wear skirts without looking gay?

 

[Titch]

You two have far to much time on your hands. Sine you do, fancy writing me a router config?? Pleaze!!!!
Titch :kungfu:

 

[NeX]

yea sure what router do you have??

 

[Layla]

lol need a bit more info than that mate. but between the two of us we can do anything *feel the power*
ps i only have too much time on my hands coz i cant b bothered to listen to this bloke standing up front yammering on abut some such crap

 

[Layla]

ian can do it...

 

[NeX]

i think it has to be 30cm from your knees or something like that, i can't remember exactly.

i just remember kneeling down and falling flat on my face

 

[Layla]

hmmm....
he cant be arsed to get out of bed to do it again. lazy man

 

[NeX]

hehe, i don't blame him

yea i tried it and i can touch the floor,

i think you need to have your arse on your heels and your hands on your knees,

but it's doesn't matter hehe i was trying to put one up for the ladies after all the other posts

 

[Layla]

o you should have said!

Why do doctors slap babies' butts right after they're born?

To knock the penises off the smart ones.

What is that insensitive bit at the base of the penis called?

The man.

What's the difference between a bar and a clitoris?

Most men have no trouble finding a bar

What is the difference between a man and childbirth?

One can be terribly painful and sometimes almost unbearable while the other is just having a baby.

Why do men have a hole in their penis?

So oxygen can get to their brains.

What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?

Castrated.

Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners?

So men can remember them.

 

[NeX]

LMAO fair enough

 

[MA 12.5 :-p]

haha, love them!
lots better than the ones that have been posted dissin the girlys...

 

[Herr_spl1ff]

RE: RE: one thing men can't do

<snip>
Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners?

So men can remember them.

They're all one liners...

 

[quickdraw]

What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?

Castrated.

u sayign i only have 1 brain cell :O

 

[Layla]

aye