Zoe (aka Daffy) had a green K11 in Derby, if it is her, honestly mate your not her type.
Apart from that, this thread is quite funny. Welcome to the club in a roundabout way.
If your after a Micra here's my words of wisdom:
If you like simple, classic, easy to work on, reliable OLD cars, then you'll be wanting a K10.
Bit of money to burn and you want a quirky japanese classic, a figaro you'll be wanting.
If your wanting something to modify and tinker with then go for an older K11
If you want something reliable and cheap as chips (as are all micra's) but boring as... then you'll want a late (post 2000 renault bought nissan) K11.
If your after a new car with all the foibles of a modern european giganto-supermini-hatch type thing then you'll be after a K12.
If there's something seriously wrong with your taste then i'd consider a K12 c+c.