hehe. another one.

[quickdraw]

though iargue against a few. as my women can do a few of the things.

here goes

50 things a women can't do

1. know anything about a car except its colour

2. understand a film plot

3. go 24 hours without sending a text message

4. lift

5. throw

6. run

7. park

8. fart

9. read a map

10. rob a bank

11. resist Ikea

12. sit still

13. tell a joke

14. play pool

15. pay for dinner

16. eat a kebab whilst walking

17. pee out of a train window

18. argue without shouting

19. get told off without crying

20. understand fruit machines

21. walk past a shoe shop

22. make a decent bacon sandwich

23. not comment on a strangers clothes

24. use small amounts of toilet paper

25. let you sleep with a hangover

26. drink a pint gracefully

27. get a round in

28. throw a punch

29. do magic

30. like your friends

31. enjoy porn

32. eat a really hot curry

33. get to the point

34. buy plain envelopes

35. take less than 20 minutes in the toilet

36. sit in a room for five minutes without saying "I'm cold"

37. go shopping without telephoning 20 mates

38. avoid credit card debt

39. dive into a pool

40. assemble furniture

41. roll a bogey between finger and thumb

42. set a video recorder

43. not try and change you

44. watch a war film

45. understand why flirting results in violence

46. spend a day by themselves

47. go to the toilet by themselves

48. buy a purse that fits in their pocket

49. choose a video quickly

50. get this far without having argued with at least 70% of the above

 

[Mat.T]

26. drink a pint gracefully <------ I don't know any one who can

 

[danni]

3. go 24 hours without sending a text message

29. do magic

32. eat a really hot curry

there the only ones i agree that i cant do

 

[Elliot]

And you can do:

17. pee out of a train window

 

[quickdraw]

dont bet on it matey. trust me.. and i mean seriosuly she will try..

 

[Elliot]

lol!

-Elliot

 

[danni]

yep i wud try
how is that so hard? open window... whip down ya pants and stick ya bum outa window easy

 

[Elliot]

lol. Can't say I've ever used a train, so don't know anything about how the windows open. :laugh::blush:

-Elliot

 

[p_a_u_l_a]

hehe i dnt agree with all them , obv a boy post! here r the ones i cant dont

50 things a women can't do

10. rob a bank --- cant say ive tried

17. pee out of a train window -- haha that neither

18. argue without shouting

20. understand fruit machines

33. get to the point

38. avoid credit card debt

49. choose a video quickly

50. get this far without having argued with at least 70% of the above

ohh dear thats quite alot actually!!

although for number 22. make a decent bacon sandwich --- if we didnt, u lads wouldnt do it for yourselves

 

[quickdraw]

prrrove it.

erm im free tomorrow morning. oir for the next week at 630 every morning

 

[p_a_u_l_a]

haha i will.. thats too early for me though!!

 

[Ben]

my lass makes amazing bacon butties

 

[quickdraw]

thats what time im up for work though

 

[Layla]

i can do them all except the peeing and the credit card debt, mainly coz i cant be trusted with an overdraft of any shape or form. and i can go without texting because i threw my phone down the stairs in college and it doesnt like working now.

 

[NeX]

RE: RE: hehe. another one.

yep i wud try
how is that so hard? open window... whip down ya pants and stick ya bum outa window easy

hahaha i think u'd loose your ass on a train comming the other way

 

[tomhockridge]

yeh, i agree with nex, danni. but i would like to see u try it!

 

[tomhockridge]

yeh, i agree with nex, danni. but i would like to see u try it!

 

[quickdraw]

trust me she would :O

::|

not that its a bad sight eh..
which remiinds me. ANYONE GOT OR KNOW WERE TO GET AN O2X! data cable ?

cheers

 

[danni]

RE: RE: hehe. another one.

trust me she would :O

::|

not that its a bad sight eh..
which remiinds me. ANYONE GOT OR KNOW WERE TO GET AN O2X! data cable ?

cheers

i wud try yea lol ill do anything 4 a laugh!
but no1 tell wayne were to get an o2 x1 cable PLEASE :blush::blush:

 

[quickdraw]

i found one ne ways ;

hahahahha

thinki this gonan be the best £10.93 i ever spend

but the other never arrived :O

 

[danni]

eeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk *blushhhhhhhhhhhh*

 

[Micra_o2]

hmmm...the best u ever spent?

 

[quickdraw]

NO the damn place then gave m a refund sying that they no longer stock ed the item . have been searching now and then when i remeber but i lack the time at the moment

 

[Micra_o2]

so i take it u have some quite indecent photos of danni?