seen this the other day, hes off ciscos site
Some of his sayings that made me chuckle:
"This micra has the nicer interior not that cheap grey version and has also been improved with a shiny metal gear knob"
"upgraded sunvisors both of which has mirrors"
"there is an oil leak but could never be bothered to find it "
"Before the timing chain snapped the car had done about 107000 miles but i changed the clocks not long after because all the lights died the car is now showing 42000miles "
"NB the Iceman sticker will be removed before the car is sold."