keyboard health!

R05_Micra

R05_Micra

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well can u remember late last year there was a report on how unreally bad keyboards are for filth? well ive took all my keys out and cleaned out food, dust, geneal crap and pubic hair :S, its foul, its the main co#ause of colds/infections etc, so give it a clean lol, just draw your keyboard on paper n write the keys down n the take em out steep em in hot soapy water n leave em, clean the board its self by using a cloth/wipes n a key or sumit n scrap in all the places :D, belive me it looks new and its much more hygenic lol :)

:suspect: randomness over lol :suspect:
 
hughes_16v said:
i have lobsters :(
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ewwww.I ment as he would be scratching a lot and a few could get cought in his nails and he could start typing!!

Im just discusting rnt I!!
 
R05_Micra said:
that "pubes" thing is gonna haunt me aint it? it will have been head hair fwn
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pubes are normally long, well mine are so you either have long hair for it to be head hair, or short pubes

yes it probably will haunt you.... :p
 
hughes_16v said:
pubes are normally long, well mine are so you either have long hair for it to be head hair, or short pubes

yes it probably will haunt you.... :p
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This must be the worst thread ever .most pointless well not entirely I found out you have long pubes ...Yeh i can sleep tonight!! :p
 
hughes_16v said:
pubes are normally long, well mine are so you either have long hair for it to be head hair, or short pubes

yes it probably will haunt you.... :p
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im TRYIN to make myself less foul here here n u go say that :p lol!
 
hughes_16v said:
pubes are normally long, well mine are so you either have long hair for it to be head hair, or short pubes
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Not always are they long, depends whether you shave, wax, stay trimmed or leave it to nature!
 
Screen wipes are good for cleaning keyboards,

if they get dirty at work, i just bin them and buy another one! so much easier than cleaning it
 
look at this guys, when i was doing a computer install down in southall (london) i came across this keyboard and mouse !

Straight in the bin !

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Alienfish360 said:
Not always are they long, depends whether you shave, wax, stay trimmed or leave it to nature!
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wax


and maybe he was cleaning his laptop keyboard, then it would make more sense.

and Gemma, i think you've over taken me on the who-can-post-most-####-in-a-thread stakes
 
Layla said:
wax


and maybe he was cleaning his laptop keyboard, then it would make more sense.

and Gemma, i think you've over taken me on the who-can-post-most-####-in-a-thread stakes
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nearly 700 posts and shes only been here 5 minutes ;)
 
i touch type, dont bother looking at the keys anymore so i changed them all round. was driving my daddy up the wall
 
OMG, Paddy that is sick lol, i'm suprised u touched it with bare hands!!!

Layla said:
i touch type, dont bother looking at the keys anymore so i changed them all round. was driving my daddy up the wall
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LOL, good one Manda!!!! :D
 
Layla said:
i touch type, dont bother looking at the keys anymore so i changed them all round. was driving my daddy up the wall
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Used to do that at college, great fun!
 
rlees85 said:
nearly 700 posts and shes only been here 5 minutes ;)
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thats the joy of being in and out to work all day when everyone is at work and you miss the end or beginning of programmes

Layla said:
wax


and maybe he was cleaning his laptop keyboard, then it would make more sense.

and Gemma, i think you've over taken me on the who-can-post-most-####-in-a-thread stakes
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:D
 
hah gemma signed up on 10 april, my birthday :D y didnt i get a "happy birthday R05_micra" thread? :( I HATE U ALL lol!
 
i want , no i DEMAND a happy b/day post! if not i want an appolgie (sp) n a kiss n cuddle off all i see at future meets! :p and for the record, yes i did have a sex life! but no more :( i need puu_tang!
 
Every few months we have a competition at work to find out who has the dirtiest keyboard.

Get some white paper out on the desk and then turn the keyboard over and shake all the crap out of it onto the paper. Line them all up and see who is worse :)
 
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