jokes:

[quickdraw]

What's the most confusing day of the year for a Chav?
Fathers Day!


How do you start an argument with a chav?
Speak!

What do you call a chav in a tastfully decorated house?
The burglar.

What do you call a Chav in a box?
Innit.

What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet?
Sorted.

What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it?
Safe.

What do you call an Eskimo Chav?
Innuinnit.

Why are Chavs like slinkies?
They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight
of stairs.

What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?
The bride.

What do you say to a chav at work?
Can i have a big mac please?


How do you identify the bride at a chav wedding?
She is the most pregnant one.

What do chavs use as protection during sex?
A bus shelter!

 

[Dr Zoidberg]

Why are Chavs like slinkies?
They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight
of stairs.

always a fav of mine

 

[kev_mono72]

Yeah i love that one myself!

Why shud u not swerve to hit a chav on a bike?

Its probably your bike

 

[kev_mono72]

Bathroom Excuse Manners:


During a good manners and etiquette class, the teacher says to

her

students:
"If you were courting a well educated young girl from a

prominent

family and
during a dinner for two you needed to go to the toilet, what

would you

say
to her?"
Mike replies: Wait a minute i'm going for a piss.
The teacher says: "That would be very rude and improper on your

part."

Johnny replies: "I'm sorry I need to go to the toilet. I'll be

back in

a
minute".
The teacher says: "That's much better but to mention the word

'toilet'

during a meal, is unpleasant".
And Charlie says: "My dear, please excuse me for a moment, I

have to go


shake hands with a personal friend, whom, I hope, to be able to
introduce to you
after dinner!!!.

 

[hughes_16v]

What do you say to a chav at work?
Can i have a big mac please?

people say that to me but i aint a chav innit lol