how ******* sick?

[R05_Micra]

got a new car yesterday and woke up this morn to find a FROG has been slammed and squashed to point its guts etc have burst out, all over my windscreen. ive had this car not even 24 hours! i swear im gonna kill the little Edited hu done this, sick Edited! pics below!

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[Titch]

Ha ha - i just fell off my chair laughing!

Sorry - sick though!

 

[Allan]

That's madness, been doing some off roading have you?

Where does one acquire a frog exactly?

 

[Ben]

looks like its been run over or summit, might have been raining toads, better than puttina turd on it at leats

 

[nismo_k12]

thats just wrong.

 

[ohc_turbo]

bird might have dropped it

 

[rlees85]

reminds me of a time when some1 chucked dog crap up the side of my car... it is sick, unless of course somethin like a bird dropped it like ohc said... lol

 

[gam1984]

Sick if it was chucked on there by some idiot, but could just be a freak of nature.....http://allaboutfrogs.org/weird/general/raining.html

Happened round the corner from me in Sutton Coldfield in the 50's.....

Far more likely to be a drunken prank tho lol

 

[Dr Zoidberg]

in 2 minds here. i rekon its pretty sick but like titch i bust out laughing. sorry r05_micra

 

[hughes_16v]

i bust out laughing too but its also abit nasty, poor frog.

 

[micra man]

in 2 minds here. i rekon its pretty sick but like titch i bust out laughing. sorry r05_micra

Lol, agreed!!!

 

[G_Man]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA sorry man but thts funny

 

[Grant]

thats just nasty

 

[Grant]

did you use your windscreen wipers?

 

[R05_Micra]

well found out who done it, and i feel sorry for him when he opens his doors later dog turd + corsa door handle = smelly fingers hahaha!

 

[D4R73N]

well found out who done it, and i feel sorry for him when he opens his doors later dog turd + corsa door handle = smelly fingers hahaha!

Mate, thats quite extream...

 

[Ian]

rofl pwned

 

[R05_Micra]

Mate, thats quite extream...

and a frog squished on me windscreen aint? it took me 10 mins to get off , stuck on lol!

 

[D4R73N]

and a frog squished on me windscreen aint? it took me 10 mins to get off , stuck on lol!

Makes you just as bad... but how did you know it was him?

 

[Layla]

i ran over a frog, but i didnt like, pick it up. gross.

 

[Grant]

R05_Micra thats just stooping down to his level, you should have slapped his wrist.

 

[Dr Zoidberg]

well found out who done it, and i feel sorry for him when he opens his doors later dog turd + corsa door handle = smelly fingers hahaha!

lol i'll repeat my first post, sick but funny non the less lol

 

[Layla]

just to be an old woman... you could kill him. dog poop is one of the most toxic thing around

 

[Grant]

and that aint nice. just go up to him and poke him in the eye. thats will do it, garrente he wont do it again.

 

[Layla]

i bet it was a bird dropping his dinner and you end up feeling like a right plum

 

[Robert]

dog poop on the handles? :laugh: haha, that'll teach him i guess..

 

[Melanie]

well found out who done it, and i feel sorry for him when he opens his doors later dog turd + corsa door handle = smelly fingers hahaha!

I think that's an awesome way to pay him back. Any chance of setting up a camera so we can see his reaction? LOL

 

[Grant]

now that would be funny

 

[Courior]

are there any paw prints on the car?? my cat likes to hunt frogs and sleep on cars... esp black ones as they are warmer i guess. just an idea.. very sick though!!

 

[R05_Micra]

nar, my mates have told me hu it was lol, he thinks am daft but i will have last laf lol!

 

[NeX]

this could get messy,

very ###### up tho, poo, guts, frogs i'm glad i only get dents and paint.

if you get him back then he might do something even worse. i'd run him down to make sure he doesn't do anything back.

make sure you don't get caught tho cos i think the penatly for running someone down is 5 hours community sevice now.... used to be jail but you can take the law into your own hands now

 

[runaway-robot]

lol we did this for a laugh before, except we didnt ur dog turd lol we used BBQ sauce lol

 

[Zephyr]

hmmm sick no excuse not funny i wouldnt of used dog crap thats just as bad but maybe i would get a gbh on my record tho

 

[R05_Micra]

lol we did this for a laugh before, except we didnt ur dog turd lol we used BBQ sauce lol

good idea! we got some on the car b4, wot a #### to get off lol, might just go to maccy d's n plaster his car in it lol, its warm n sunny here aswell so it will dry on nicely lol!

 

[Dusk]

We did it with Dorito Dip... over the windscreen..