Furthermore to your "Favourite Sandwich"

[JamieGti]

I made this because I've had nothing else to do in work other than play games all day... just like NeX, only much worse!

I've invented a sandwich of ALL sandwiches!

As you all know, if you've been reading the "what's your favourite sandwich" thread... I've bee poor for the last 3 days! So I've came up with various ways to meet my nutritional needs! One of these tactics is: SCROUNGING!
I started off with a standard everyday morning roll and as you'll see in the pictures as a result of my tactful scrounging and pillaging... I'm come up with something both nauseating and delicious! :blush:

So here we go:
1 Morning roll.
Some chicken pieces from a friends salad. (wishes to remain anon.)
Some mayo (out of date) I had in the fridge.
Kebab bits supplied by "McDonnars" take away. (Thanks to Steff)
Chips, also from Steff.
Bits of freeze dried lettuce.
McCoys (Thai sweet chicken) supplied by Graeme!
Ready Salted Crisps (Which I found under my desk and don't know who they belong to)
More mayo...
And to top it all off... the most pathetic chunk of cucumber I’ve ever witnessed! (Found it lying on the table)

PICTURES HERE: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v241/darthweasel/remoteLinkedTo/McCrispyDonachickinmayodelux.jpg

As you can see on my "Comic Strip" like pictures... the result is... a very satisfying meal! :laugh:

-Jamie "bored" Gti!

 

[Layla]

that looks more fowl then a room of battery hens

 

[Gemma85]

lol that is gross! but funny

 

[Arnold]

You're gonna need that first aid kit behind you i think!!!

 

[JamieGti]

Hospital Please!

You're gonna need that first aid kit behind you i think!!!

Yep, believe it or not... that was strategicaly place there! :laugh:
Good spot! lol

-J"not feeling so good"Gti

 

[rallybunny]

It may be out of date mayo, but it's posh mayo.

 

[JamieGti]

"Posh Mayo"

It may be out of date mayo, but it's posh mayo.

Hahaha... it was made with free range eggs (not battery hens - Layla) and olive oil! :laugh:
I'm having the most fun day in work now!
Wish you were all here!

-J"sorelungs"Gti

 

[scottish-sr]

Looks a nice sandwich there,lol.

 

[NeX]

LMAO love the comic strip style explenation

anyone taking bets on how long it will be before Jamie dies?

i give 10-1 on 3 hours
and 2-1 on 8 seconds

 

[Ems]

Lol, only a bloke could whip up something so disgusting!!!

I think u may have needed a bib too, the ones that catch the bit's obv as we don't want u wasting any of the precious fod!!! lol

 

[JamieGti]

The incredible sulk...

LMAO love the comic strip style explenation

anyone taking bets on how long it will be before Jamie dies?

i give 10-1 on 3 hours
and 2-1 on 8 seconds

Well I woke up this morning a pale kind of GREEN!
More than likely because of this roll!
I managed to convince myself to spend the money i'd kept for a pint after work on a couple of steak bakes from greggs...
These should be alot healthier!

I'll still need that bib though! :blush:

Anyone else fancy making a comic strip like adventure?

NeX? *hint hint*

-JGti

 

[NeX]

Well I woke up this morning a pale kind of GREEN!
More than likely because of this roll!
I managed to convince myself to spend the money i'd kept for a pint after work on a couple of steak bakes from greggs...
These should be alot healthier!

I'll still need that bib though! :blush:

Anyone else fancy making a comic strip like adventure?

NeX? *hint hint*

-JGti

maybe you can blag the day off work

comic strip aventure?!? like anything interesting happens in my life lol

 

[JamieGti]

Make it interesting... more stupid inventions, please!

 

[JamieGti]

No chance I can get the day off work!
There's a bed in my office anyway
I'll just sit on a laptop all day, not literally though...
That would be a costly mistake!

2 EDITS! I've not woke up yet...

 

[NeX]

Make it interesting... more stupid inventions, please!

oooh mabe i should show the world my..... mope-a-cycle

front half of a bicycle and the back half of a moped (here is a short vid )

 

[JamieGti]

Haha... I like!
Give us more!

 

[NeX]

can't i'm at work now...

but i have got vids on my hovercraft too and some other bits and bobs