Just had an amusing exchange with a very nice lady from A-Plan insurance:
me: I'd like a modified car quote, please.
her: Certainly Sir, what car is it?
me: A Nissan Micra
her: Really?
me: Yes.
her: hahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!
Apparently when I said 'Nissan' she wasn't...