Agree to a point Dave. Vet's 'hands up a cows bum' gloves would be ideal but they're hard to find. With normal ones I always end getting oil up my forearms so I tend not to bother.
Talking of stuff that's bad for you, used diesel engine oil is friggin' horrible! Doesn't really affect my skin but gives me a bad headache and I feel off colour for 24 hours after an oil change - it's HORRIBLE stuff o_O.
I agree, I would never spray fuel around under pressure, not to mention it's seriously bad news when it gets into water courses. If you have a pressure washer with one of those pick-up tubes, what about Gunk or Jizer?
Embroidered t-shirts would be awesome :).
Good point, whoever gets the printing and postage done gets to keep any leftover change for their efforts :).