How much bad luck can a person have? I'm going to change the threads name into - how to plumb into every pitfall there is....
So like you said - impossible - I almost managed to put it on but then the stump broke away and plumbed down....again....:wow:
I think it's in the oil sump but I'm not sure. Then I tried to put the chain back on (5 links between) turned the engine and nothing sounded like the stump was doing a mess.
The I don't know what happened (maybe I didn't put it on correctly cause now I'm :down
and when the markings came back so I could see them there were 6 links between the dots 
I'm done for now. Don't have the will to get the sump back down again and everything else and still the timing isn't the way it's suppose to be....