Well I took my girlfriend to Teesside cinema last night, basically I've never been to where the cars all park up etc.
So I had a quick drive over and parked up. Then this guy rolls his window down and starts giving it mouth telling me to knaff off and go park somewhere else, I only wanted to see the cars 
It was funny like his corsa was crap and he was parked next to another 10 corsas, I felt sick looking at them tbh.
So then I drove off and watched Kick - Ass. It was pretty darn good.
Jack.
