TOST - The Official Spam Thread

[Low Rider]

This reminds me of a particular time when I humiliated someone in full view of everyone at a comedy night. They were inviting people to tell one liners on the mic. Some wise nut mentioned earlier in the night the good old relationship between the size of a guys todger and the car they drive. I dropped that one down and some toe rag decided to heckle me by asking what car I drove.

So......with great pride, I announced that I had a monumentally large johnson because I drove a clapped out Nissan Micra, which sent the whole place into hysterical laughter Don't think the guy got any that night!

 

[SirChris]

This reminds me of a particular time when I humiliated someone in full view of everyone at a comedy night. They were inviting people to tell one liners on the mic. Some wise nut mentioned earlier in the night the good old relationship between the size of a guys todger and the car they drive. I dropped that one down and some toe rag decided to heckle me by asking what car I drove.

So......with great pride, I announced that I had a monumentally large johnson because I drove a clapped out Nissan Micra, which sent the whole place into hysterical laughter Don't think the guy got any that night!

I do the same line. Just never had the stage of a comedy club to share it with lol.

 

[JoeK11]

I do the same line. Just never had the stage of a comedy club to share it with lol.

Me too, usually goes down well in the pub though...

 

[Enuo]

Found this again, a ridiculously detailed tuning guide on the triumph 1000/1200/1300/1500 4cyl unit they put in the herald etc. Fascinating read, and alot is probably transferable to the MA series of engines because theres alot about carbs. http://www.totallytriumph.net/spitfire/engine_building.shtml

 

[h701micra]

Found this again, a ridiculously detailed tuning guide on the triumph 1000/1200/1300/1500 4cyl unit they put in the herald etc. Fascinating read, and alot is probably transferable to the MA series of engines because theres alot about carbs. http://www.totallytriumph.net/spitfire/engine_building.shtml

Alot is transferable to my ga carb engine too handy guide to have

 

[MaxK11C]

Finally some one who agrees micra owners cannot comment on what's cool and what ain't.

Like I've always said.
Everyone's entitled to my opinion.

 

[Guy]

Karl, scrape 3/4" of flux off the 'waste' half and, hey presto, two rods for the price of one. The flux on a standard 6013 welding rod is just titanium dioxide, totally harmless.

 

[SirChris]

Is it me or how many failed turbo builds have I seen here. Seems quite a lot.

 

[Kamarley]

Is it me or how many failed turbo builds have I seen here. Seems quite a lot.

Wow a depressing concept

 

[SirChris]

Wow a depressing concept

It's weird I have seen quite a few with all the parts to get going then it stops :/ no progress leaving us wanting more

 

[Kamarley]

Ill hopefully be doing a T lump next year

 

[SirChris]

Ill hopefully be doing a T lump next year

I look forward to it

 

[Kamarley]

But first I need to figure out how im wiring up my fog lights #EpicBrainMeltdown

 

[McMicra]

Looking through the Micra.au forums I saw this - http://gyazo.com/83079de9ac8c7a6c2ec591d28b4afa63

Anyone idea what spoiler that is??!! looks sweet

 

[karlj]

Is it me or how many failed turbo builds have I seen here. Seems quite a lot.

Can't fail if you haven't started

 

[Harlen]

It's weird I have seen quite a few with all the parts to get going then it stops :/ no progress leaving us wanting more

Money a lot of the time unfortunately :/ I know so many people who've gotten the kit together, put it all on, blown a headgasket and then given up because they need to spend £500 on an ECU and remap

 

[SirChris]

Can't fail if you haven't started

You not started ?

 

[skymera]

Space is the reason I've not started a boost project

 

[Enuo]

Space is the reason I've not started a boost project

And it beong my daily

 

[SirChris]

Can't fail if you haven't started

Ohh I get it lol that was cause I bought the car with the turbo on. Nice one Karl lol. You selling that nistune on? How much you willing to go down?

 

[karlj]

You not started ?

Not really no, made the manifold but decided I wanted a different design

Ohh I get it lol that was cause I bought the car with the turbo on. Nice one Karl lol. You selling that nistune on? How much you willing to go down?

Haha no that's not what I meant, and nah going to keep hold of it awhile longer

 

[SirChris]

Space is the reason I've not started a boost project

Space is a given for any modding.

 

[MaxK11C]

Looking through the Micra.au forums I saw this - http://gyazo.com/83079de9ac8c7a6c2ec591d28b4afa63

Anyone idea what spoiler that is??!! looks sweet

It looks like the wrap around, but someone cut the bits that hang down off

 

[McMicra]

Hmmm, could be but looks like it sticks out a fair bit more, could possible be someones cut a wrap around and combined it with a lip spoiler to get more wing out the back?

Interesting concept would be interesting to see how that looked and if it would work :L

 

[skymera]

And it beong my daily

I'd buy a second K11 and tinker with it at the weekend. I don't own a garage or have any space for bits of engine

 

[h701micra]

Sshhh top gears on

 

[MaxK11C]

Hmmm, could be but looks like it sticks out a fair bit more, could possible be someones cut a wrap around and combined it with a lip spoiler to get more wing out the back?

Interesting concept would be interesting to see how that looked and if it would work :L

http://www.japandyno.com/product_info.php?cPath=25&products_id=1440 Is this it?
This was just posted in the MSC FB group.

 

[MaxK11C]

Anyone got anything better?

 

[Harlen]

F1 Wallpapers ftw

 

[karlj]

Don't be silly family ftw

 

[h701micra]

Agreed

 

[h701micra]

Remember people... top gear 8pm bbc 2

 

[MicraPRO]

Remember people... top gear 8pm bbc 2

Oooh thanks.

 

[h701micra]

Oooh thanks.

Your most welcome

 

[karlj]

Remember people... top gear 8pm bbc 2

I forgot cheers

 

[MicrAde]

If any dodgy posts come up on my MSC account it isn't me..............................

Blame my new kitten, Bazinga!

 

[Enuo]

When i reply to a post and im not logged in, i get the option to log in!

So i do.. and it says 'now sending u back to the place u came from'

but it sends me back to the forum index, not the thread i was repling to!

I tried quoting the post above, can we get an app thay works before we get a shiney new one?

 

[pork]

Did anyone go to retro car show at pod?

Is there a thread on this already ?

 

[jamier2007]

I was there not in a Micra though -.-

 

[h701micra]

Apparently it was overrun with fords

 

[pork]

Was awesome ! Never been to pod before, given me a boost to finish mine so I can give it a blast down there!

 

[jamier2007]

First time for me too There was a variety of loads of things but obvs quite a few escorts. Going to dragstalgia next weekend as well

 

[MaxK11C]

The Pod is fantastic. A must go for any car enthusiast. I first went in 2004 when I was 7 hehe. I've gone nearly twice a year every year since. It's such a great venue.

 

[SirChris]

Was awesome ! Never been to pod before, given me a boost to finish mine so I can give it a blast down there!

Right well we need to be going at the same time. Let's see how we fair up the strip...challenge you

 

[MaxK11C]

Right well we need to be going at the same time. Let's see how we fair up the strip...challenge you

16@95 vs 15.89@97 ... .

 

[SirChris]

16@95 vs 15.89@97 ... .

That's just a whole load of numbers to me. What lol?

 

[MaxK11C]

That's just a whole load of numbers to me. What lol?

A sixteen second 1/4 mile time @ 95 mph vs. 15.89 seconds at 97 mph. My really bad attempt at making a joke.

I'll leave now.
Sorry.

 

[karlj]

16 seconds at 95mph and 15.9 seconds at 97mph

 

[karlj]

Damn you Max you're faster than me

 

[SirChris]

A sixteen second 1/4 mile time @ 95 mph vs. 15.89 seconds at 97 mph. My really bad attempt at making a joke.

I'll leave now.
Sorry.

No mate it would of been funny if I had any clue how these things work. I just thought you get to the end fastest. You win or lose lol